"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"
I am going to make these socially acceptable for men.
I might not be cute but at least my underwear is
idris elba looks like how good cologne smells
whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.